The Official AVRevForum Joke Thread

[rbinck]

Two men were pulled over. The trooper taps on the window with his nightstick and when the driver rolls down the window - “whack”- the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

“What was that for?” the driver asks. “Shut up and give me your license,” the officer barks. He goes back to his car, runs a check on the guy and returns when it comes up clean. He returns the license and walks over to the passengers side. He taps on the window, the passenger rolls it down and -”whack”- the officer raps him on the head too.

“Just making your wish come true,” the trooper says.

“What wish?” the passenger asks.

The cop answers, ” I know that two miles down the road your’re gonna turn to your pal and say,’I wish that clown would’ve tried that crap with me!”

thanks to Cleveland Plasma from The HighDefForum

[rbinck]

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The stewardess responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?”

The boy admitted that this was the case.

“Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you.”

[rbinck]

New Woman's Car

[pixie]

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Radio

Radio Who ?


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Radio not , here I come!

[csk2summitt]

Great stuff. Thanks for this jokes. Its funny.

[steffyenderson]

Thankieee..............