[Butch]

Do you think that gay midgets come out of the cupboard?

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender sez, "Why the long face."

You can always tell if a person is an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. They lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Riddles:

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.