[kennyt]

First, let me be completely clear, I had nothing to do with this, and was nowhere near when the incident occurred.

FWIW, yes, we do wear spandex, but the guy who told me this story is completely sleeved in tattoos and is a pretty big guy, oh and the biker was on some rice rocket and a punk kid.... Sorry to ruin your image, I guess it was sort of backwards, but....