TiVo for DirecTV on the Cheap As
one of the millions of subscribers of DirecTV’s satellite service, I
was compelled by an ongoing campaign to promote their own Hughes PVR
(personal video recorder) for a seemingly unbelievable price of $199
per unit – installed. The unit completes the same tasks as the famous
Sony SAT T-60 (about $500 retail – now discontinued), being both a
satellite receiver and a TiVo recording device with a 35-hour recording
capability, all in the same chassis. The value of the DirecTV offer was
too compelling for me to resist, especially considering that to get
another used Sony SAT T-60 from eBay was going to cost me close to the
same $500 it costs to get a new one. I had a new bedroom system going
in with a kickass new Sony 34XBR910 34-inch CRT HDTV set along with all
of the other goodies. Why shouldn’t I have all of my favorite shows
recorded and waiting for me to watch in bed?
Ordering additional hardware for DirecTV is not too difficult, unless
you value your own time because DirecTV, unlike most cable providers,
continues to have obscenely long wait times to get a human being on the
phone. Once I got a person on the phone, I found out the DirecTV
offered a payment plan for the unit where they would amortize the cost
of the unit over two monthly bills. I took that option and forgave them
for making me wait so long on the phone. I ordered the unit to be
shipped to the AudioRevolution.com offices so that I could install it
myself on my own time. My DirecTV authorized satellite installer neatly
left me multiple feeds from my dish in my bedroom system. Installation
for me was as easy as twisting a few satellite connections and running
audio and video outs to my TV and new Denon receiver. That is about as
basic as it gets, but the process of obtaining the unit was far more
complex.
Two weeks had passed with no Hughes TiVo showing up at the office. I
later found voicemail on my home number (I told them specifically not
to call there when I ordered the system) saying that a firm I had never
heard of was ready to send a crew out to install the unit for me and
that they would be there next Friday between 9 AM and noon. Getting
increasingly miffed, I called the installation company and told them
that I couldn’t wait for them for three hours at home and urged them to
simply ship the unit to me. It became increasingly clear that they
weren’t going to ship me the unit, but they agreed to make me the first
call of the day that next Friday. This was another compromise I could
live with.
The following week, I had a chance to think about DirecTV insisting on
having a team of people come out and install a $199 component. Even if
the unit was 100 percent profit, which it certainly isn’t, there is no
money in the deal for this kind of service. Hell, in Los Angeles,
plumbers charge $135 for a one-hour service call – why was DirecTV
making such an investment? Then it dawned on me. DirecTV wants to look
around your house with people who can rat you out for having cheater
cards or DirecTV emulators. Just as DirecTV forces you to change access
cards periodically to dissuade you from stealing their service, they
now want to inspect your house to make sure you aren’t doing anything
you shouldn’t be with your DirecTV service. If you are a privacy-minded
person or someone with something to hide, you can stop considering this
unit right now. Since I do not use a cheater card or a PC-based
emulator, I had nothing to hide. The guys came up and were done in 10
minutes and the unit was ready to be programmed.
How Do People Watch TV Without TiVo? I
really don’t know how people watch television without TiVo at this
point. It is the most amazing service, capable of changing an often
mindless media into a useful, entertaining and educational tool.
Moreover, TiVo allows you to watch TV on your schedule without the
commercials you don’t want to watch. I don’t mean to make myself out to
be some ultra-busy CEO type, but I do have a lot to do in any given day
and TiVo helps me watch more TV the way I want to and on my schedule.
For example, if I record a USC or Philadelphia Eagles football game,
sometimes I don’t want to watch my team play all of their defense
downs. I can just click fast-forward three times and wait until my team
gets the ball back. It depends on my mood, but I now have the option to
watch the game the way I want to.
As
I am a very loyal Philadelphia Flyers fan, TiVo adds tremendous value,
considering most East Coast games come on at 4:00 PM Pacific time. I
don’t leave the office until 7:00 PM, so I can record the games and
have them waiting for me when I get home after I’ve had some dinner and
am ready to watch. Even better is the fact I can fast-forward through
the intermissions, since it is rare to get the hometown Comcast feed on
the NHL Center Ice Package. Without missing any of the action, I can
cut down the time it takes me to watch a Flyers game from over two
hours to about 45 minutes. Before TiVo, I couldn’t make my VCR record
the games from my DirecTV system.
TiVo’s
powers extend beyond sports. You can set up a “season pass” that
records your favorite shows with an impressive list of options designed
to give you what you want when you want it. If you like “The Sopranos,”
you can choose to record a show and from that record screen and set a
Season Pass. If you have seen all of the past episodes, you can set a
preference to record only first-run showings. If you are recording a
show like “The Simpsons,” you might define your preferences to record
only five total episodes because, thanks to syndication, you can fill
your TiVo up very quickly with nothing but Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge
and Homer. If you have special interests, such as following the
glorious fall of the right-winger Rush Limbaugh, you can use the
keywords “Rush Limbaugh,” as well as others like “Hillbilly
Heroin,” “OxyContin” or “ruined career,” to create custom record lists
that will pull shows that you might not otherwise know to record. Using
keywords is a more advanced way to record but once you spend 10 minutes
with the TiVo menu, you’ll be confident that you can pull it off. The
interface is spectacularly good for everyone from the hardcore home
theater enthusiast to the most average American who loves his or her
4.3 hours per day of TV.